The College Sports Debate That Never Ends [Money]

Pay college athletes? The oft-argued topic is not only contentious, but simplified beyond regard. Most often, the loudest voices argue in support of athletes receiving salary, and demonizing the NCAA.

Oh, no. Not again.

This week, Business Insider published a six-part debate about the system that’s well worth your time.

The usual suspects provided the usual talking points – Patrick Hruby, Jay Bilas, Joe Nocera. The system should be tweaked. Perhaps athletes should be allowed to profit via endorsement or likeness just like they would in the real world. I don’t disagree.

 

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The Weekly Top Four

But WHEN will you tell me how to save on my phone bill?!

Each week right here, I review my top four items from the week that passed.

Sometimes I’ll be angry.  Sometimes I’ll be wistful. Sometimes I’ll just point out TV shows I watched. (NOTE: I watched the infuriating “Civil War/Community” last night, so ‘wistful’ ain’t happening.) Sometimes,I’ll be woefully late with plaudits for a noteworthy story I read. But at least I’ll be on the record. Bonus: You learn more about me, the writer, which helps my ego and keeps you coming back for more. #Hint.

After the jump: Your Great American Novel, ID theft myths, Tiger Woods, and this week in duh.

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The Insufferable Non-Apology [Media]

"You're a man of many talents, Mr. Crumb." "It's a burden, yes, but one that I can live with."

What? Have I done something wrong?

Well, it’s not my fault. I mean, I suppose it is my fault. After all, sometimes I’m just too perfect. Or, you know, my biggest weakness is that I’m just so damn creative. I might, honestly, be too humble for my own good. And that perfection, humility and talent, well, sometimes it’s a damn curse.

This is the self-obsessed world we live in. Oh, I’m not complaining, I’m just as obsessed with my own minutiae as you are. (Note: Follow me on Twitter!). Have you not been on a job interview? We all cite our greatest weakness as being “too kind” or something schlocky like that. Still, it’s amusing when cringeworthy self-love matures into insufferable media storyline – normally as byproduct of feuds, firings or dust-ups. Read on!

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April 5

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Kurt, 4.5

Playlist for Kurt.

  • Serve the Servants

    2.20.67 - 4.5.94

  • Territorial Pissings
  • About a Girl
  • Old Age
  • School
  • Pennyroyal Tea
  • Radio Friendly Unit Shifter
  • Lounge Act
  • Polly (live)
  • On a Plain
  • Sliver
  • Oh Me
  • Come As You Are
  • Scentless Apprentice
  • Drain You
  • All Apologies
  • Where Did You Sleep Last Night
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Layne, 4.5

Playlist for Layne.

      • 8.22.67 - 4.5.02

        Rain When I Die

      • Head Creeps
      • Dirt
      • Brother
      • It Ain’t Like That
      • Brush Away
      • Got Me Wrong
      • Man In the Box
      • Down In a Hole
      • Junkhead
      • A Little Bitter
      • It Ain’t Like That
      • Don’t Follow
      • Shame In You
      • Sludge Factory
      • Would?
      • Nutshell
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Is copywriting finally getting its due? [Advertising]

The temptation in business writing is to go long.

After all, once installed in a position of reasonable power – consultant, strategist, manager – and once entrusted with the power of the corporate pen, it’s easy for even a mediocre business writer to be convinced of his or her own brilliance.

The first? A thoughtful memorandum written with more polish than a frenetic company’s usual half-baked email chains.

Next step? A pithy self-help book with a number in the title.

More power and more acceptance means more entitlement. And less thought. How many overstuffed powerpoint presentations have you sat through? How many unedited slides with each and every point times four, because the head of human resources assumes the more tangential bullet points, the better? And didn’t you just delete that four-page email from your CEO? Passive voice and all?

But real, successful business writing isn’t a boring white paper. It’s ad copy: Slogans, copywriting, pitches, presentations. That’s what drives the town car, from email headline to TV commercial tag. And it’s nice whenever the art of quick-and-dirty copy  gets its due. Dare I say, it’s where some of the world’s best writers live.

 

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Mad Men: Top 10 Recaps, “Tea Leaves” [Recap the Recappers]

"Hey, Betty! I gotta movie for you! 'A Fridge Too Far!'"

Like a mad dash, critics rush to bemoan, decry or shower praise on cable’s trendiest show each Monday morning. Mad Men is one of scant few shows that doesn’t provide screeners for the best and the brightest recappers.

Not only does this force our favorite wordsmiths to extract literary suppositions out of a show with no explainers or liner notes, but they’ve got to do it in real time and on deadline! This week, once again, we discover who best described the return of Betty Draper Francis – and offer you killer quotes to drop into your very own water-cooler conversation.

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The Weekly Top Four [Gimmicks]

Each week right here, I review my top four items from the week that passed.

Sometimes I’ll be angry. Sometimes wistful. Sometimes I’ll just point out TV shows I watched.  Sometimes, the cerebral me will be woefully late with plaudits for a noteworthy feature. But at least I’ll be on the record. Bonus: You learn more about me, the writer, which helps my ego and keeps you coming back for more. #Hint.

After the jump: NFL to the Extreme, Kindergarten, Duh, Ted.

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Mad Men: Top 10, March 26, 2012 [Recap the Recappers]

"I'm laughing at the funniest blog on the Internet!"

FACT: Mad Men-related items made up ninety-seven percent of all Internet traffic Monday morning.

Following the season premiere, it didn’t just “seem like” everyone waxed and waned about Mad Men. It was true! In fact, you’re probably not reading this because you’re discussing Don and Peggy and Joan and Rog at the water cooler with your work chums.

And when you return to your desk, you probably wonder: “Where best can I learn what it all means, what happened on everyone’s favorite show last night? Where can I find a bon mot to pepper my cocktail conversation?” Look no further!

Today, in new column gimmicks, we detail the best of the best in Mad Men recaps! Too many recaps got you down? Never fear! Turn here, where we pluck from all of ‘em and slot them in order. By the way, it was surprisingly easy to overturn ten (Ten!) recaps of Episode 1: A Little Kiss. The highlights:

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The End of Recaps? [TV Writing]

"This review of Community is ten thousand words long. And it's about your sister?"

We spill a lot of ink talking about our favorite (or least favorite) TV shows.

That’s probably a natural byproduct of a supposed “golden age” of television. But a bevy of essays encourage reviewers and recappers to look down at navel, and wonder – is this healthy?

First, the AV Club wondered if the Sopranos killed TV, whether weekly writing requirements healthy for viewers and reviewers. (It must be somewhat healthy for web magazines.) Gawker countered that screeners hurt the critical experience in service of public relations. Grantland’s Andy Greenwald wrote about the golden age of TV – and recapping – ending with Mad Men. Finally, a former recap writer dropped the biggest bomb, turning nose upward at the plebeian exercise of weekly recaps on Gawker. This spurred a Twitter discussion between a few of our favorite critical voices, with equal parts inside-baseball, audience contempt, and critical pride. So, are recaps worth the trouble? Theirs and ours?

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The Weekly Top 4 [Gimmicks]

Each week right here, I’ll review my top four items from the week that passed.

Sometimes I’ll be angry. Sometimes wistful. Sometimes I’ll just point out TV shows I watched.  Sometimes, the cerebral me will be woefully late with plaudits for a noteworthy feature. But at least I’ll be on the record. Bonus: You learn more about me, the writer, which helps my ego and keeps you coming back for more. #Hint.

After the jump: Powell, Facebook, Focus, AT&T

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The End of Google? [Business]

The Death of Google is coming. You heard it here first.

Well, not here, per se. It’s hardly a revolutionary notion. After all, every company dies. Who says corporations aren’t people? Death occurs when the one thing your company does better than anyone else is suddenly not relevant. Gizmodo’s Mat Honan does an incredible job reviewing Google’s recent history, and the mad scramble surrounding the impending irrelevance of Google’s key product: Search.

We’re on Foursquare and Netflix and Facebook and Twitter and Skype. We’re interacting in real time, and in ways that don’t lend themselves well to indexing. Google can’t know exactly what’s going on in all those places. How the links between entities work. What and who we like and dislike. There is information there that it can’t index. And if it can’t index it, or understand it, it damn sure can’t serve an ad.

Trouble is, that hard-to-index information is key to Google’s future.

He’s right. And Google knows this.

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This Week in Duh [Stupid Lists]

Inc., an invaluable magazine and blog for marketing professionals and budding entrepreneurs, highlights industry trends spanning from the boardroom to the frontline, Inc. keeps business leaders plugged in to the global economy.

For example, this week Inc. offered a few suggestions to embattled BlackBerry; who releases its Playbook 2.0 to little fanfare, dwarfed by Apple’s unending successes. Read the full list at: “6 Ways RIM Can Make BlackBerry Relevant Again,” and whatever you do, pay particular attention to number 4:

4. Do something amazing.

Apple attracts attention because, just about once a year, they release a magical device. (They also have the best media ecosystem, a brilliant OS, the best app selection, and a fluid user experience that includes response touchscreen and a functional speech recognition engine.)

See how easy that is! PROBLEM / SOLVED. You’re welcome, BlackBerry. Tons of lost opportunity and dollars and market share, and all you had to do was act more “amazing?”

What’s amazing, you ask? Sounds unquantifiable? Well, that’s why you’re not Apple, duh, says some list aggregator tech reporter writing for Inc.

Do something amazing. Of course! Tear up those white papers, industry studies, and forget about strategic planning sessions. All you have to do to succeed is create the amazingest thing to ever amaze a bunch of amazers. It’s so simple I can’t believe you eggheads didn’t figure it out.

When you’re done inventing a toaster oven that pushes notifications into your earpiece, or whatever, (PRO TIP: Racing Stripes) don’t forget to check out Inc. magazine’s top 10 ways to use your profits. No. 6 is “Buy something amazing.” Wow, full circle!

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HBO’s Luck makes me angry, but TV critics make me angrier [Rants]

"If only you could talk ... it would be in cryptic asides, like the rest of us."

I liked this week’s episode of Luck.

I poke a lot of fun at HBO’s overly serious drama, just because a story begging to be taken so seriously deserves it. It ends this week, and it’s been a worthy series – a technical and professional success – even if the show itself is plodding and cryptic.

My typical reactionary scorn stems, of course, from disconnected critical reactions to the show. By and large, all TV critics are vengeful and hateful in dismissing audience intellect, assuming that’s what doomed Luck to low ratings. Wrong.

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