MISTER FADED GLORY
I'd call this blog a "Critique of Life," except that sounds way too pretentious.
Watch for my first novel, These Monks, a comedy about friendship, frustration, and Des Moines, available later this year.
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Category Archives: Thirty before thirty
You knew it. You saw it coming.
No. 1 Pearl Jam Life Wasted “Darkness comes in waves. Why invite it to stay? You’re one with negativity, Yes, comfort is an energy… Why let the sad songs play?” Pearl Jam’s blistering return to prominence in 2006 is of … Continue reading
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So let’s recap – all the way to No. 2
30. Nirvana, Serve the Servants 29. Vendetta Red, Shatterday 28. Pearl Jam, Porch 27. Guns N’ Roses, Patience 26. K’s Choice, Not an Addict 25. Metallica, Creeping Death 24. Danzig, Mother 23. Foo Fighters, Breakout 22. Pearl Jam, untitled 21. … Continue reading
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What? You thought I wasn’t going to offer any praise to Ms. Faded Glory?
I like to watch her sway. She’s luck before I’m going away… I like what she sees in herself. Gives me all of her confidence… Kim… Kim… Kimberly Austin No. 3. Porno for Pyros, Kimberly Austin. Yeah, I’m a hopeless … Continue reading
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Come Back Down
No. 4: Why doesn’t anyone believe in loneliness? Stand up and everyone will feel your wholeness. Soundgarden, Zero Chance. So, yeah. This is turning into a depressing countdown, and I hate feeling like I need to quote High Fidelity: Am … Continue reading
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Number 5
No, I’m not going to try and cram some bizarre, stupid Short Circuit 2 reference into this post. (Although whatever happened to Fisher Stevens? And, seriously, how was Steve Guttenberg too busy to turn down Number 5′s reprise?) Forgot my … Continue reading
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No. 6 – 3 Libras
We’ll hold off on our 1/3-season report on the NFL and our predictions, as well as our Colts progress report until next Monday. For now, consider our No. 6 song not only the most emotional of all our top thirty … Continue reading
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Haunting, familiar
“Haunting, familiar, yet I can’t seem to place it. Cannot find the candle of thought, to light your name. Lifetimes are catching up with me…” Pearl Jam, Elderly Woman Behind the Counter In a Small Town. Notable not only for … Continue reading
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No. 8
“Have you ever heard the story? Of Mister Faded Glory? Says he who rides the pony must someday fall. Talkin’ to my alter… He says life is what you make it… and if you make it? Well, death will wrest … Continue reading
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No. 9
“The only direction we flow is down…” Mad Season, River of Deceit. Mad Season’s best-known track is strangely brilliant, Layne Staley’s understated vocals highlighting a somber acceptance of circumstance. And here I am, turning 30 tomorrow, with an unfinished novel, … Continue reading
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And I don’t even know how this post got off the track
… before tonight’s must-win. Actually, what am I saying? They’re all must-wins. But, our universe doesn’t revolve around the Cubs. It revolves around our hair. And if you’ve met us, or (shudder) went to college with us and our much-maligned … Continue reading
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October
I’ve been wanderin sideways, I’ve stared straight into the sun. Still I don’t know why you’re dying, long before your time has come. Your time has come… 14. Audioslave, Your Time Has Come October And the trees are stripped bare … Continue reading
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Lorries rolling by … Also, movie list!
A lorry is a term for ‘truck’ in British, in case you wondered. Anyway, ‘lorries rolling by’ is a lyric, but not the No. 15 lyric in question in our Thirty Before Thirty countdown. (And, seriously, thirty is a lot. … Continue reading
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Tell me, tell me what you’re after…
No. 16 Tell me, tell me what you’re after … I just want to get there faster. Smashing Pumpkins, Siva. No, I did not choose the solemn refrain to one of the Pumpkins‘ earliest, fuzziest, ferocious cuts, off of Gish, … Continue reading
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Cubs clinch.
I guess that’s why you have a 3.5 game lead going into last Monday. You know, so your fans aren’t suicidal after a lackluster road sweep. (Scratches head furiously, points fingers everywhere.) Good win tonight, of course. Cubs are division … Continue reading
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I won’t back down
So while I’ve been in corporate lockdown – training seminars – the Cubs have managed to look like a competent baseball team, surviving miscues by some, picking each other up when they’re down, and finding a little bit of power … Continue reading
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