Category Archives: Writing

The Visible Man [Book Review]

Chuck Klosterman has his share of detractors. All successful writers do (which is why no one hates me, and also why I can’t read Joe Posnanski continuously whine about Tim Raines.) After years in the public eye, countless feature stories, … Continue reading

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The Postmortal [Book Review]

Drew Magary is the rare writer who exudes talent yet fails to prompt scorn. At least in me. Magary once interviewed he “writes like he talks,” an admirable quality that proves true in his Deadspin and KSK essays. He’s biting … Continue reading

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The Art of Fielding [ Book Review ]

I wanted to dislike The Art of Fielding. I really did. The swirl of hype around The Art of Fielding primed the novel for backlash: Author Chad Harbach’s $600,000+ advance. The e-book about the making of the book. Baseball poets … Continue reading

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WELCOME BACK TO ME [ Site news ]

First, I’m back. Your favorite cantankerous marketing pro and erstwhile writer. But things gotta change. So I’m going to be tweaking some design, thematic, and content elements around here. Regardless, I’m back. Sort of. Such as it ever was. This … Continue reading

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This blog’s life

THIS BLOG’S LIFE. You’ve probably noticed it’s been fairly sparse around MFG, save for Franklin & Bash and Breaking Bad recaps. Unfortunately, even though Franklin & Bash just ended season 1, the dearth of posts is likely to continue. I’m … Continue reading

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Franklin & Bash, 108, “The Bangover”

I’m not sure when the bottle episode became fashionable. Breaking Bad, of course, did “The Fly.” Mad Men had “The Suitcase.” Community had the one where they finally didn’t parody something in pop culture. In fact, shows have always mixed … Continue reading

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Franklin & Bash Recaps: The Secret Ingredient is Love

Recapping television shows is nothing new. Practically everybody does it, so to consider yourself groundbreaking is pure folly. Sure, gripping series like Breaking Bad and serialized dramas like The Killing demand water-cooler scrutiny, but no one begins recaps assuming they’ll … Continue reading

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ESPN The Book The Review: Nothing to see here, please disperse.

“I wish them well with it,” [Keith Olbermann] he says, “but it’s a bad sign when someone who worked at the network falls asleep while reading the part about himself.” Once again, Keith Olbermann gets the prescient word – if … Continue reading

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Happy Father’s Day

Father’s Day is a little difficult for me. I lost my dad last year, and I’m not a father myself. I think Franklin the Cat tried to say “Happy Father’s Day” this morning. He murmured and looked up at me, … Continue reading

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A Writer’s Rant: The Iowa Workshop and False Tradition

The University of Iowa Writers’ Workshop warms my heart. I’ll never get in, of course, but the very existence fills me with misplaced pride. First, it’s in Iowa City, one of my favorites. Second, the Workshop is revered around the … Continue reading

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MFG PRIMER: Catchphrases That No One Gets

Earlier this year, the comedy blog Splitsider declared 10 oft-quoted comedies now “off the list” of tired movie quips. (Thankfully, Fletch and Ghostbusters escaped.) Nevertheless, I’m taking a deep look at my own repertoire, evaluating my own personal go-to quotes. … Continue reading

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Oral histories: The evolution of storytelling? Featuring ESPN and The Lie

I have yet to read ESPN The History, though I’ve surveyed several excerpts and I’m still eager. I’m not quite sure the story or the samples rocked Bristol’s world. The “Oral History” probably, accurately details an insider’s view of a … Continue reading

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“Must be an oral exam.”: The evolution of storytelling?

You know, I’m seriously funny when I’m all by myself. The title of this post is a callback to a Night Court deadpan line uttered by Roz, when Dan professed to be helping his boss’ niece with her studies. It’s … Continue reading

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LeBron vs. Michael, Heat vs. Bulls, and History vs. Honesty

Count me as one of the Miami Heat’s few admirers on the precipice of the NBA Finals. In fact, I take great pride in my bandwagon support of the Heat, securely rooting against most of sports media. I have nothing … Continue reading

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This Week In Duh

THIS WEEK IN DUH: From Consumerist — your source for daily mind-numbing  — comes this list of the CNN’s 10 Biggest Money Wasters in your daily routine. You might expect thoughtful tips for saving, like “Sort your grocery list by … Continue reading

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