Category Archives: Fail, fail

Final Bracket Gnash. Someone really voted Ohio State no. 1?

Posted on April 5, 2011 by JJH

The coaches’ poll released after the NCAA Tournament is always an exercise in futility. Of course the No. 1 team should be unanimous. Of course it should be the NCAA Champion. This year, however, some oaf decided to cast a … Continue reading →

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Cubs fans: Tortured only by stereotypes

Posted on February 4, 2010 by JJH

Bill Simmons’ Twitter feed reports he’s driving to Miami, so in his absence his editors conveniently cherry-picked several readers’ poor imitations of Bill responses to his “Most Tortured Teams” list from last Friday. Of course, Bill chose the Cubs No. … Continue reading →

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Gifted to you

Posted on January 2, 2009 by JJH

Perhaps I’m unaware of this whole phenomenon, but at what point did “Gift” transform from noun to verb? As in: On Tuesday, ABC is gifting me new episodes of Scrubs. But the word gift has now morphed fully within our … Continue reading →

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Labor Day Sucks

Posted on September 1, 2008 by JJH

At least it’s almost over. No, I’m not going to wax poetic about the disappearance of another summer and the end to halcyon carefree days of long nights and blissful days. For so many other reasons, Labor Day sucks. For … Continue reading →

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Halloween H-2-D’oh!

Posted on October 31, 2007 by JJH

Twenty-seven, everyone was nice. Gotta see ‘em make ‘em pay the price. See their bodies out on the ice. Take my time. Am I evil? Yes I am. DiamondHead/Metallica, Am I Evil? You’d probably be surprised to learn of Mister … Continue reading →

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