MISTER FADED GLORY
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Category Archives: Colts
Colts vs. Philly, coming shortly
I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t worried about this game. Or if I said I loved sentences like the one above: loaded with passive voice and participles and cliches. Bleah. My quirks aside, the Colts’ traveling infirmary (That’s … Continue reading
Colts preview: The Gauntlet is Here
What is this, 2004? I mean it. Look at the NFL landscape. Somewhat improbably, New England sits atop the entire league with a 6-1 record – though watching them, you’d swear they weren’t actually any good. And who are the … Continue reading
Brief explanation: Not much left, you see.
Granted, it’s tough to gain an audience when you disappear as a writer for two weeks. So I’m sorry. You’ll have to make do with my pithy asides on Twitter. Rest assured, I’ll be back soon. No, I’m not out … Continue reading
Posted in Cats, Colts, Cubs, Television
Tagged 1991, Alternative Nation, Anthony Gonzalez, AV Club, Backspacer, Bob Sanders, Dallas Clark, Donald Brown, Joseph Addai, Mad Men, Mike Hart, Mike Quade, NFL, Rubicon, Sophie B. Cat, Speed of Sound, Stardog Champion, Tedy Bruschi Douchebag
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Colts now 2-2: Not good times.
This is not a good week for Mr. Faded Glory. It’s just not. I don’t know what else to tell you. And I’m not so despondent or mopey that I’m going to foist all my stupid-white-male problems on you. (you … Continue reading
Posted in Colts
Tagged Baltimore Ravens, Colts, David Garrard, Donald Brown, Dwight Freeney, Jack Del Fuckin' Rio, Jacksonville Jaguars, Jim Caldwell, Joseph Addai, Kansas City Chiefs, Kyle Orton, Melvin Bullitt, New England Patriots, Peyton Manning, Pittsburgh Steelers, Reggie Wayne, Robert Mathis
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On the treadmill: Bullet thoughts after Colts Week 2
Say it with me. Utter it fully. That’s right, a long, collective whew! Sunday night, the Colts finally returned to form, and the rest was easy – they toppled the visiting Giants 38-14, and the game wasn’t even that close. … Continue reading
Posted in Colts
Tagged Antoine Bethea, Bob Sanders, Brody Eldridge, Dallas Clark, Donald Brown, Dwight Freeney, Eli Manning, Fili Moala, Houston Texans, Jerraud Powers, Joseph Addai, Mouth-breathing fans, New York Giants, Peyton Manning, Pierre Garcon, Reggie Wayne, Robert Mathis, Tennessee Titans, Week 2 Giants
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The Bounce-Back League
“After week one, it doesn’t feel like you’re 0-1. It feels like 0-10.” Mark Sanchez chose those words. And boy, is he right. We’re always so excited for the NFL to begin that we leap – off cliffs – to … Continue reading
Live-Tweeting Iowa vs. Arizona on Saturday night!
I know you’re looking for more Colts coverage, and I apologize. I keep up with Twitter fairly well, but when work constricts, the blog goes. My bad. Speaking of which, I’ll be live-tweeting the Iowa vs. Arizona game tonight (yes, … Continue reading
Demond “Bob” Sanders
At the end of last season, I made a mistake. I mused the Colts would cut ties with my favorite player, oft-injured Bob Sanders. All-American safety at the University of Iowa (while I was there!) and 2007 Defensive Player of … Continue reading
No. 1 in knee-jerk power rankings: The Houston Texans.
(Sighs.) (Drums fingers.) (Scratches head.) Well, (clears throat), I should begin by mentioning that on a day in which the Houston Texans appeared to dominate the Indianapolis Colts – running up 250-plus rushing yards – two plays kept Indianapolis from … Continue reading
Coltsplosion 2010: Here we are again.
Tomorrow begins Year 2 of the Jim Caldwell era. Is that the logical place to begin? The stoic, poker-faced Colts coach raised barely an eyebrow during his first year. Is he a talented strategist? Or simply a professional steward of … Continue reading
The NFL Preview: Predictions are fun, not a curse
Oh, predictions. Glorious, glorious predictions. On one hand, an amusing guide through the NFL season. On another, a thankless task that undermines a writer’s credibility. Never fear, however. What I’m not going to do is lie to you about predictions: … Continue reading
Posted in Colts, Column Gimmicks, NFL
Tagged Aaron Rodgers, all NFL Teams, Bad Jokes, Bill Simmons, Brett Favre, Carson Palmer, Cubs, Donovan McNabb, Football Outsiders, Grunge, Indianapolis Colts, Jack Del Rio, Jason Taylor, K-State, Kevin Kolb, Kurt Warner, LaDainian Tomlinson, Mark Sanchez, Matt Cassel, Matt Leinart, Mike Shanahan, Minnesota Vikings, Norv Turner, Predictions, Preview, Sam Bradford, Tony Sparano, USC QBs, Wade Phillips
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Corporate Colts Outlook
Coming soon, I’ll have a more detailed – and perhaps nuanced – position-by-position overview of the 2010 Colts. Until then, you’ll just have to deal. But suffice it to say, when you’re marooned in your office, it’s tough working on … Continue reading
Posted in Colts, Sports Media
Tagged 810 Sports, Antoine Bethea, Baltimore Ravens, Bob Sanders, Charley Johnson, Colts, Indianapolis, Jacob Lacey, Jamey Richard, Jeff Saturday, Jerraud Powers, Kansas City Chiefs, Kevin Harlan, Kyle Devan, Matt Cassel, Melvin Bullitt, Miami Dolphins, New England Patriots, New Orleans Saints, New York Jets, Our friend Gary KUBIAK, Our friend Jack-Del, Peyton Manning, Pittsburgh Steelers, Reggie Wayne, Robert Mathis, Ryan Diem, Ryan Lilja, Soren Petro, Tennessee Titans
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