Category Archives: Baseball

Cubtober.

For crying out loud, I told you fuckers to wake me when September ends, and now it has! When the hell did this happen? As you know, MFG made his supposed-to-be-annual pilgrimage to New York City last week, and his … Continue reading

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I think I’m going to cry

Was it me? Did I do this? I went out of my way this year, to temper everything! When everyone printed playoff schedules or percentages, i looked the other way. Am I the jinx? Was I too confident? But it … Continue reading

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Conversation Killers

“We’re naming our kid Geovany.” “What? You’re insane.” “Think about it. You’re not pregnant. That’s far away. It rolls off the tongue. Gee-oh-VAHN-ee.” “It’s terrible. Sounds like a mobster.” “Can call him Geo for short.” “I’m done talking to you.” … Continue reading

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I got 99 problems…

I know, I know, you’re all sick of me railing on this Manny Ramirez trade, but two final notes. First, in the interest of equal-time provisions within our War On Slate, we’re obligated to comment nearly every time the elitist … Continue reading

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Aftermath (By the way: In your face, Milwaukee!)

It’s clear now – obviously the Boston Red Sox front office voraciously reads Mister Faded Glory, and dealt longtime slugger Manny Ramirez out of spite, to teach me a lesson. The Sox shipped the star nearly as far away as … Continue reading

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Hall of Fame Lame

We’ve got a Cubs check-in coming later this week, perhaps after the completion of Part II of the three-leg “Hideously Ugly Stadium Tour” through SkyDome, the SunCoast Dome, and Comiskey Park. Yes, I realize all those names are incorrect, and … Continue reading

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Sighing while typing (Or should that be ‘whilst?’) Nah.

Does today, you know, the supposedly-sacred “pitchers and catchers report” spring-training day denote the shift from all that’s wrong with sports into all that’s correct, decent and pure? I know, I know, you’re gagging along with me, but consider it … Continue reading

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Thanks for giving a care

Don’t even think about reaching me … I won’t be home. PJ, Footsteps.  We’re taking this week off from the blog. Before you leap from your desk chair, hurl your Chee-tos, and claim we took last week off, well, let’s … Continue reading

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