Category Archives: Baseball

Contradiction Alert: Joe Posnanski

I go out of my way to praise Joe Posnanski. He’s an effortless, skilled writer who has no peer when offering sublime, subtle columns on sports and life. Just as often, Joe gleefully admonishes the old-guard of baseball writers for … Continue reading

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Random leftovers. It’s the holidays. You’ve earned it.

That’s right. More stuff, just for you. These leftover droppings are too long for Twitter, too short to waste more than a few minutes on, and too good to tuck back inside the stocking. ==== Did you get a Kindle … Continue reading

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The Genius of Billy Beane and Sabermetricians, or lack thereof

I’m hardly through Joe Posnanski‘s latest bow to supposed “genius GM” Billy Beane, and I felt compelled to post. Check this out: Fans write in every few days to complain that [Athletics] GM Billy Beane, the man who for better … Continue reading

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Sabermetric, Writer, Hypocrite.

Yesterday ESPN senior baseball blogger Rob Neyer used his Twitter feed to point out his condescending response to an aspiring blogger’s letter. I confess I didn’t pay much attention at the time, just rolling my eyes. But I’ve taken a … Continue reading

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You don’t hafta go home, but …

Busy week back, right? By now, hopefully you’ve told your friends that Mister Faded Glory is back, he’s here to stay, and if this were 2001 – he’d be on the cutting-fucking-edge of blogging.  It would also be nice if … Continue reading

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Oh, right. (Quick Cubs mea culpa.)

Speaking of the Cubs and Red Sox, our friend Joe Posnanski offered a quick shout-out to esteemed Boston GM Theo Epstein. Poz rightfully lauded Epstein’s front-office philosophy on RBIs, which the Boston GM highlighted in a radio interview defending J.D. … Continue reading

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Quickly, then we’re done.

Three competing – but tired – stories still plague our airwaves, hurting our ears and frustrating sensibilities. Not so for sports media, however, which demonstrates irrelevance with each character study. Let’s deliver our backhanded compliments and be gone from these … Continue reading

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Seriously, everything’s a harbinger?

Apparently, it’s not enough that the Cubs’ 100-year countdown with no title passed last year with only a flicker in the playoffs. Imagine, 100 years come and gone, the autotext story hopefully erased from most hapless writers’ laptops – and … Continue reading

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Hey, Chicago … uh, what do you say?

Well, here we are again. Deep breath. It all starts again in Houston, tomorrow, against one of our best friends, Roy Oswalt. It all starts, for us (and ends, really), with Carlos Zambrano on the bump, in dreadful Minute Maid … Continue reading

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Sunday morning, tomorrow looming (part 2)

I’m staring at the email not unlike a kid packing his backpack before the first day of school. I don’t really want to go. I mean, I’ve enjoyed the time away. Six months of the NFL and college basketball and … Continue reading

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Trying not to work ‘smoking’ or ‘pole’ into the headline

St. Louis promoters finally figured out how to pack their club with hundreds of eager StL. males. Nope, it’s not the sultry babe on the pole. Nope, it’s not the promise of more babes on poles. Nope, it’s not the … Continue reading

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He’s a gamer

Speaking of our other favorite dominant regular-season team that flamed out in the postseason … By now all this offseason Cubs stuff is totally old news. The North Siders parted ways with Kerry Wood, sadly dealt Mark DeRosa, smartly dealt … Continue reading

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Disappointing Day

Not exactly a banner news day for humorous Cub fans. First, the news broke from the Las Vegas baseball winter meetings – and not just as a floaty tidbit from Peter Gammons – that formidable Padres starter Jake Peavy would … Continue reading

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A.Y.F.K.M.?

So let me get this straight. The Cubs blow it in the playoffs again. Mark Cuban‘s legal status may prevent him from owning the club. The Trib may be bankrupt; and Jake Peavy a pipe dream. Kosuke Fukudome turned out … Continue reading

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Our day in the media

First of all, you might remember my bewildered ruminations on the Manny Ramirez trade last summer – I still find it an unconscionable baseball move, I still find the mass media’s overwrought scoldings laughable, and I still can’t fathom the … Continue reading

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