Actually, I regret to inform you that it’s break time at Mister Faded Glory. I’m sure you care.

In an obvious attempt to prove that I’m not a total pussy, my next few weeks will be spent painting the interior of my house. I know, I know, you can’t believe it. I actually have a house.
In the meantime, don’t forget to read the Insurrection (at right, genius), and follow me on Twitter.