Travesty

I try not to get worked up about things like this anymore, but since I lauded the Worldwide Leader for its nearly-cogent ranking of all-time shooting guards, it pains me to point out their 758th sort-of annual wideout rankings. Of course you know Jerry Rice is No. 1, but where would MFG-favorite Marvin Harrison land?

No. 2, no – that’s, uh, Randy Moss. Er…

Not 3 or 4, oh, there’s Michael Irvin, of course, he wasn’t outlandish and outspoken and overrated.

Hmmm…still no Harrison.

Here we are at 7, hmmm … not here, either, did they forget him?

No. 9 of course is T.O., all right, that’s ridiculous. Where the heck is Keyshawn, while we’re at it?

There’s Marvin! No. 10! Perfect. The single-season record-holder for catches, second all-time in catches and yards, with an outside shot to supplant Rice at the top of some record boards. Granted, I’m biased, but seriously – tenth? Quite the joke, WWL. Quite the joke.

JJH

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John Hanley is a writer and marketing pro in Kansas City and proud owner of 2 smart-mouthed cats. Follow him on Twitter to talk grunge music, Night Court and more. His first novel drops in 2012. He is not cool enough to say "drops."
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