I try not to get worked up about things like this anymore, but since I lauded the Worldwide Leader for its nearly-cogent ranking of all-time shooting guards, it pains me to point out their 758th sort-of annual wideout rankings. Of course you know Jerry Rice is No. 1, but where would MFG-favorite Marvin Harrison land?
No. 2, no – that’s, uh, Randy Moss. Er…
Not 3 or 4, oh, there’s Michael Irvin, of course, he wasn’t outlandish and outspoken and overrated.
Hmmm…still no Harrison.
Here we are at 7, hmmm … not here, either, did they forget him?
No. 9 of course is T.O., all right, that’s ridiculous. Where the heck is Keyshawn, while we’re at it?
There’s Marvin! No. 10! Perfect. The single-season record-holder for catches, second all-time in catches and yards, with an outside shot to supplant Rice at the top of some record boards. Granted, I’m biased, but seriously – tenth? Quite the joke, WWL. Quite the joke.