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Man, I thought Iowa lost badly.

Then West Va. (A last-second three from Texas?)

Then Gonzaga. (Ouch. What was Batista doing in the backcourt?)

Then Boston College. (Yeesh. How did he get that open coming down the lane?)

But nothing compared to the smack job Washington got against UConn tonight. A missed goaltending call seals it. Ouch. I keep hoping that this worthless UConn team will lose, particularly because the laptop thief, the pouter, the assassin, ugly, and 10th-year senior Denham Brown seem to think they can turn it on at will. Sometime it’s not going to be there. Sometime they won’t get a gift foul from an albino center.

Pure evil. If this mess of a team wins another fucking title with Syracuse as the last team to beat them, I may give up on college basketball. I hate Duke, but at least they play hard for 40 minutes. Can’t say the same for the Fuskies.

Yeah, I said I was done with sports. I lied. I’m bitter. I’m cynical. I hate UConn. More to come.