God, shmod, I want my monkey man!
And unfounded statistics, ridiculous hyperbole, and fodder for lazy Washingtonian reporters can be found here. Enjoy. (By the way, now that I know creating monkey-men is outlawed, there goes my fucking summer.)
Okay, I’m reaching. Granted. But scroll down to the part about “human-animal hybrids.” Then you’ll see.
ANYHOO, remember about two months ago when the media was creating a huge hubbub about the bird flu and an incoming pandemic? Well, it’s now spreading through Turkey and Iraq infecting people, and we’re reporting on Alito, the SOTU, and Super Bowl Big & Tall.
Yep, the bird flu … in … Iraq. Can’t see any problems with that. Let’s run that downpage. Better yet, in the B-section. Right under Ask Amy.
Can’t see that it’s going to spread any further from there! (Pounding sarcasm button with head.)
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