Fun stuff
Have I bitched about Salina not carrying any good movies? Like, ever?
OK, so I have. At length. Well, how about allergies? Have I bitched about that?
Most of you who know me, know that my allergies keep me at Defcon-5, seconds away from a sneezing attack, throughout April, May, August, and September of each year.
HOWEVER, in the fabulous state of Kansas, I suffer from allergy attacks year-round. This is because, No. 1, the state is flat, No. 2, the state is windy, No. 3, winter no longer exists here, just hard freezes at night which immediately thaw during the day as the temperature swings upward 50 degrees, and No. 4, I’m allergic to batshit Republicans.
Anyway, off to go sneeze some more. Am I ever leaving here? Probably not. I’ll preheat the oven, as a precursor to sticking my head in there. ‘Night.
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